Nick and Gillian's Tips For Dating #10

Tip #10: When there's a fish tank in a bar, make sure you use this pickup line guaranteed to flatter your significant other: "I wish you were a fish like in that tank so i could watch you ALL night."    Never fails.

Nick and Gillian's Tips For Dating #9

Tip #9: "In your life, you are the paint, the painter, and the painting" -Noah BenShea            This is a good dating tip.

Nick and Gillian's Tips For Dating #8

When on a date use only one compliment and repeat it often so that they know you are being sincere. Example: You look as hot as a red hot chili pepper.  (Later....) You really are as hot as a red hot chili pepper. Etc.

Nick and Gillian's Tips For Dating #7

TIP #7:    Flattery can be better than love. If someone flatters you they'll do anything for you. If they love you they'll do what they think is best for you.

Nick and Gillian's Tips For Dating #4 #5 and #6

Tip #4: Make sure you make out with your significant other BEFORE your first date to see if there's any attraction before you waste time and money.

Tip #5: ALWAYS call your date as "Date". Calling them Date is much more intimate than calling them by their first name.

Tip #6: DON'T make eye contact during the entire first date. It shows you are playing hard to get.

SPECIAL EDITION TIP FROM THE PHUKET THAI RESTAURANT NUNS: Stay a virgin forever.

Nick and Gillian's Tips For Dating #3

Tip #3: A relationship needs both a mental and physical connection....or just physical. The mental attraction can come later but it's not that important,

Nick and Gillian's Tips For Dating #1 and #2

Tip #1: Always bring a coupon to your first date whether you're going to McDonalds or Charthouse on the water. Bringing a coupon shows that you are frugal and mindful of how you spend your money.


Tip #2: A good analogy to use when ending a relationship is a soda can. When you're ready to break up with someone pop open a coke, place  it in front of your significant other and tell them them that once the soda has fizzled out, so has the relationship. Then walk away and they'll get the point.

More dating tips to come!!!